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Real Men Wear Kilts
Prof. Camulus, Once Mighty Goa'uld
Created on 2005-09-15 20:58:07 (#8301290), last updated 2008-06-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Camulus |
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BioCamulos was a god. Then he was the Goa'uld System Lord Camulus.
Then he lost all his lands and people, so ran away and becameCrazy McKilty Professor Camulus, a high school teacher.
Then Ba'al found him and he was on the run again. He landed in Haurvatat.
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Voicemail
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A Song For Kilts
by Robert Service
How grand the human race would be
If every man would wear a kilt,
A flirt of Tartan finery,
Instead of trousers, custom built!
Nay, do not think I speak to joke:
(You know I'm not that kind of man),
I am convinced that all men folk.
Should wear the costume of a Clan.
Imagine how it's braw and clean
As in the wind it flutters free;
And so conducive to hygiene
In its sublime simplicity.
No fool fly-buttons to adjust,--
Wi' shanks and maybe buttocks bare;
Oh chiels, just take my word on trust,
A bonny kilt's the only wear.
'Twill save a lot of siller too,
(And here a canny Scotsman speaks),
For one good kilt will wear you through
A half-a-dozen pairs of breeks.
And how it's healthy in the breeze!
And how it swings with saucy tilt!
How lassies love athletic knees
Below the waggle of a kilt!
True, I just wear one in my mind,
Since sent to school by Celtic aunts,
When girls would flip it up behind,
Until I begged for lowland pants.
But now none dare do that to me,
And so I sing with lyric lilt,--
How happier the world would be
If every male would wear a kilt!
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Then he lost all his lands and people, so ran away and became
Then Ba'al found him and he was on the run again. He landed in Haurvatat.
***
Voicemail
***
A Song For Kilts
by Robert Service
How grand the human race would be
If every man would wear a kilt,
A flirt of Tartan finery,
Instead of trousers, custom built!
Nay, do not think I speak to joke:
(You know I'm not that kind of man),
I am convinced that all men folk.
Should wear the costume of a Clan.
Imagine how it's braw and clean
As in the wind it flutters free;
And so conducive to hygiene
In its sublime simplicity.
No fool fly-buttons to adjust,--
Wi' shanks and maybe buttocks bare;
Oh chiels, just take my word on trust,
A bonny kilt's the only wear.
'Twill save a lot of siller too,
(And here a canny Scotsman speaks),
For one good kilt will wear you through
A half-a-dozen pairs of breeks.
And how it's healthy in the breeze!
And how it swings with saucy tilt!
How lassies love athletic knees
Below the waggle of a kilt!
True, I just wear one in my mind,
Since sent to school by Celtic aunts,
When girls would flip it up behind,
Until I begged for lowland pants.
But now none dare do that to me,
And so I sing with lyric lilt,--
How happier the world would be
If every male would wear a kilt!
***
Everything you need to know about Camulus in Fandom
StargateWiki
This journal is for roleplaying purposes at
hearts_andminds and surrounds. I don't own Camulus or Steve Bacic. Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses a lawsuit. ConnectExternal Services:
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